Tim Reaper
By now you’ve probably surmised that I ain’t exactly human, right? I suppose my name gave it away, I mean, how many people have the word Reaper for a surname? Well, I come from a long, proud line of Reapers, as in The Grim Reaper, and brother, there are thousands of us.
I just happen to be the only one who got punted out of the affiliation for stirring up a crap pile of trouble nearly a century ago. What did I do?
Google Spanish Flu Pandemic of 1918.
Yeah – that was me.
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